Covid Bells

Please indulge me. It’s Christmas Eve and the world is ridiculous.

* Read (or sung) to the tune of Jingle bells.

Down in Denmark Hill
In King’s College Hospital
Treatments all day long
6am ‘til dusk

Friendless in my room
Dismal ugly view
Christmas feast for me will be
Reheated veggie stew, Oh!

Jingle bells, lockdown smells
Covid’s screwed things up
Everyone’s at home alone
Glued to telly or WhatsApp, Hey!

Jingle bells, lockdown smells
2020’s done
The year a microscopic bug
Ruined everybody’s fun

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, one and all!